
Hey y'all...how ya doin out there in the real world?
Is it safe out there? I can't see shit, so ya have to say somethin' to me.
All I know is that every time I hear something good about the world, three or four bad things happen right after! Like when I had heard about Obama running for president. Then right after somebody told me that Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes and George Carlin died. I was, like, THANKS ALOT...why did you even bother to tell me about the good news in the first place?! Damn...tell me the good news last!
If I was a news cast anchor man I would try to be a little more thoughtful about what I say to complete strangers.
Like this : Good Evening to all...I am anchor man Blind Lemon Jefferson with our top story.
And now sports...The Oakland A's beat the Mariners 5-3...more film at 11...Go A's! The last hope for Oakland residents, I am sure...
And here is our financial report...
Whoops...it's been misplaced...I think I left it with my meril lynch account book...we'll be right back with more news and wishful thinking...
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Have a good time here on Earth...