Uncle Sam's Laughing While Dad's Gettin' Fuzzy

Hey peoples! I found these jokes surfin' around Netsville:

" The best things in life are free but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard at work trying to solve that problem. "

Obama is so pretty that the new symbol of the Democrat Party will be a unicorn

Obama is so pretty that Bill Clinton wants to intern for him

Obama is so pretty that the White House Rose Garden will need to triple in size

Obama is so pretty that his anti-matter version is James Carville

Obama is so pretty that his supporters think that he's smart

Obama is so pretty that he won't ride in Ted Kennedy's car

Obama is so pretty that he would be a 10 if his Daddy owned a liquor store

Obama is so pretty that he would even look good in a Hillary pantsuit

Obama is so pretty that when he goes to Iraq he has to wear a Burka

Obama is so pretty that he gives John Edwards makeup tips

Obama is so pretty that his mirror on the wall was struck speechless

If Uncle Sam is laughing at these jokes...then

Dad's gettin' Fuzzy!( song link )

BLJ

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

The President of the United States of America.

Barrack H. Obama

-play song-

BLJ

One Dime Blues

How many people are suffering on a daily basis?

I am a blind man and I can see more and more each and every day! The rich get rich and the poor stay the same. And Old Son House is trying to get patriotic right now. How can I get patriotic if I aint even got one dime for my blues?!

-play the damn song-

BLJ

West End Blues

Zack Whyte and his Chocolate Beau Brummels?
That is an interesting name for a band.

I bet you are wondering what that is all about...

-play Zack Whyte and his Chocolate Beau Brummels-

Levee Blues- Bessie Jackson

Ah...remember this photo? Who can forget. I hope that this kind of image is something that we will be able to deal with in the future of American politics. All it does is remind me of Bush and FEMA. I don't mean to rock the Obama boat, or anything, but THIS is the kind of thing that gives people the blues. 

Here is Ms. Bessie Jackson to tell ya about it.

-play the damn song-

BLJ

Hello world. How are all of you today?
My throat is hoarse and tired from yelling Obama all last week. I sure wish, sometimes, that I could see what being black is all about. As a blind man, it's a feeling. So I'm just gonna have to get used to a new feeling, I guess.
Speaking of gettin' used to a new feeling, it looks like Circuit City is gonna have to say good bye. After years of folks gettin' their music equipment at CC, looks like folks are just gonna have to go some where else now. I would say stay on line and listen to music, personally, but I'm not in the real world trying to fix up an economy by shopping. I always go to Muzic.com my damn self, but uh...ya'll do what you need to do out there, ok? And speakinig of music...let me leave you with a song right about now...this one goes out to Circuit City.


-play the damn song-



BLJ

Obama has done it...

Obama has done it!! He has finally made some of my songs irrelevant.

Now I have to go through my list of songs and change them up, or simply refuse to play them any more. 

I'm not complainin'...I'm just sayin' that some of us have to start singin' different tunes now. I made a whole career on equal rights, oppression and the unfairness of it all. You know, the Blues.  Now I might have to change some of songs.

Black Snake Moan might have to be called, " Gay Folks Who Can't Get Equal Marriage Tax Cuts In California Moan " 

See That My Grave Is Kept Clean might have to be changed too...maybe I'll call it, " See That My Gay Friends Can Get Equal Marriage Tax Cuts " 

Yes...it's a whole different world now.

Don't worry California, this is all just part of the struggle in this country. You have to stay focused and believe in your self...and you will over come some day.

Now what was I doin? Oh yeah...I was trying to celebrate Obama.

OBAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAA!!!

Peace Y'all

BLJ