Thursday, July 30, 2009

Dope Is Called Dope For Two Reasons Now


Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, the sluggers who propelled the Boston Red Sox to end an 86-year World Series championship drought and to capture another title three years later, were among the roughly 100 Major League Baseball players to test positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, according to lawyers with knowledge of the results. (article from NY times)

These lawyers are like bloodhounds with a rolodex and a computer. Nothin' escapes their wrath for legal vengeance. I guess with all the world's news and head lines, two more Baseball players are just gonna blend right in. Why? Why do Baseball players need to take dope? The sport is pretty laid back as far as I can tell. Let the football players take the dope. And the Hockey players. They need it more than a bunch of grown men just standin' around waitin' for somebody to do something exciting. Maybe dope enchances the game for the players because they get so bored. I dunno...

Aye...you wanna hear something that's dope?
Check this crew out:

Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts, Cunningly Lingual

Utterly hilarious.

Will Rap For FoodCunninLynguists
“Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts” (mp3)
from “Will Rap For Food”
(QN5, Inc.)



FBLJ

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