Happy New Year: Jim Carrey vs Blind Lemon Jefferson

(fake) Blind Lemon Jefferson

ABBA New Year vs Blind Lemon Jefferson

Gettin' ready for the new year? Me too!
While you are gettin' ready, let me ask you something...

You like this ABBA new year song?



What about my song?



I'm just curious.
Which one do you like the most?

(fake) Blind Lemon Jefferson

Skip James On Youtube

Have you heard about Skip james? I found him on the youtube and I wanna share it with you...



And now you can hear some more Skip James at Public Domain 2ten.

Alright, now...
(fake) Blind Lemon Jefferson

Bessie Smith

Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out

Let Bessie Smith it sing for you...


(fake) Blind Lemon Jefferson,

Black Friday Holiday Shopping: Call Of The Freaks!

The holiday season has started. People are prone to shopping madness about now. Folks are willing to spend the night in line at Best Buy to be first in line for a video game. Men and women alike are elbowing each other in the aisle, as they race towards that toy which will bring joy to their children. I know for a fact that right at this moment there is an altercation over a parking space that will probably go to blows...

(sigh)

I got the perfect song for y'all

Call Of The Freaks!

By Luis Russell and his orchestra

(fake )Blind Lemon Jefferson

Thanksgiving: A Holiday For The Birds

I can't look at a Thanksgiving recipe site for too long without drooling on my laptop. I do love a good turkey dinner. It doesn't have to be exactly on Thanksgiving, either! I aint too particular on that one. I love to eat. Everyday.
But on this holiday I don't forget to add to my prayers, the meaning behind Thanksgiving. The Native Americans really helped them pilgrims out and deserve recognition.

But when it comes to music...

Any bird is fine with me:

Jaybird Coleman
The Blackbirds Of Paradise
Clarence Ashley – “Coo Coo Bird” mp3


(fake) Blind Lemon Jefferson

BBC Public Domain Music Aint Got Nothin'

I was lookin over yonder today across the pond for some more public domain music. I checked out The BBC page.
Here's what they said: "We currently have no biography for this artist."

Hmmph...guess I'll stay with Public Domain 2ten.


(Fake) Blind Lemon Jefferson

Bob Dylan Still Going Strong

" Bob Dylan's return to Berkeley, where he played one of his first electric shows with the Hawks more than four decades ago, clearly meant a great deal to Saturday's standing-room-only audience at the Greek Theatre. Where else were you going to find more people whose lives are so wholly entwined with the 68-year-old folk singer's songs of politics and personal liberation than in the city that gave the world both the Free Speech Movement and backyard hot tubs? But for Dylan, who has..." (Read more)

He's a work a holic, that Dylan. Anybody who plays that much music for that long is all right with me. A lot of people are influenced by this man...

FBLJ

Pandora's Box Of Confusion

"On first listen, some things grab you for their off-kilter novelty. Like the story of a company that has hired a bunch of “musicologists,” who sit at computers and listen to songs, one at a time, rating them element by element, separating out what sometimes comes to hundreds of data points for a three-minute tune. The company, an Internet radio service called Pandora, is convinced that by pouring this information through a computer into an algorithm, it can guide you, the listener, to music that you like. The premise is that your favorite songs can be stripped to parts and reverse-engineered..." (more)

Sounds more like Pandora's box...
Hmmmph....how about just playin' the damn song, listening and forming an opinion of your very own?

Try this box!



FBLJ

Son House On Youtube

Check this brothah out...he's the real deal!



More Son House on PD 2ten

FBLJ

Ballloon Boy Lands A Lawsuit

The Heene family is gettin' mighty popular these days.
After that false search and rescue for this kid, they're local sheriff aint too fond of the Heene's. (story) Now they have to deal with the press. Think they're havin' fun right about now?

Kids like to have fun. I just hope for the boy's sake that his life don't get all tied up in a knot. Gotta be careful how you play jokes on people. We are all connected, here on Netsville. People start to talkin' fast. What, with all the Amber alerts goin' round, it's best to keep this kind of event on the ground.

Anyway, here's a little number that aint defyin' gravity:


Memphis Slim – “I Just Landed In Your Town” mp3


FBLJ

Top Ten Sex Fantasies For Women?

Hmmm...I typed in Top Ten Women into the computer and
saw a website I aint ever dreamed of seein'! Was this a mistake? Or
is this just how y'all do it now?
Whew Wee! Glad I aint blind NOW! Lordy...
My question is what do y'all talk about if everything is up on the computer to read?
Here is the top of the article:

Top Ten Female Sex Fantasies

"If you think women don’t sit around fantasizing about very naughty things, think again..."
( ok...I'm thinking...)

# 10 Domination (her dominating you) -Women love a big strong man who can sweep them off their feet and carry them into the sunset... (I'm big and strong)

#9 Domination (you dominating her) -The advent of the metrosexual is most commonly blamed for this top 10 female sex fantasy. It seems that...(continue reading Top Ten Female Fantasies article)

Whatever...back in my day, we KNEW they wuz always thinkin' 'bout it. And it was up to us to say somethin' real to 'em. Write some poetry. Or a letter. Talk to them before they start talkin that crazy talk...go on a long romantic walk with them on the river...if it's romantic and you are there, then assume the fantasie is about you!
Or...
Write a song about her.
That's my favorite way to find out about them female fantasy thingamajigs...



Like Bill did...

Bill Brown and his Brownies – “Hot Lips” mp3

Top Ten Public Domain Blues Blogs October 2009

The Google Award goes to these bloggers.
Hmmph...I aint no where on the list. But here it is...

1-Interview W/ the 'Post Human Blues' blog - Little Boy Blue and the ...
2-"Don't Start Me to Talkin', I'll Tell Everything I Know"
3-New Musical Order — Free Public Domain Blues Music
4-Best Sites to Find Public Domain Images and Sounds for Student ...
5-Blind Blake Ragtime, Blues Guitar (Free MP3s) | WorldofBlues.com
6-Public Domain Photography & Byron Bay Blog » Blog Archive » Blue ...
7-Eric Blue's Blog » Knowledge Management
8-Literary House in Fitzroy Square, London (Public Domain Photograph ...
9-The Patry Copyright Blog: Photographs of Public Domain works
10-Sita Sings the Blues, a Fantastic Free Film. « Miro – Internet TV Blog

But if you don't wanna read about the blues and you wanna listen to some...
It's all about Public Domain 2ten!
You will find that THEY know how to prioritize their artists...

Blind Lemon Jefferson – “One Dime Blues” mp3

FBLJ

How To Be Guitar King

Hey y'all...how ya doin' in these here rough times? Got plenty to do? Good. Keep yourself busy and you won't get to worryin' about things that don't need worryin' about. Take it from somebody who grew up in some hard times. Early America...where a blind man might a seen more trouble than y'all could ever imagine. So keep yourself busy. Ya got plenty a toys and things to entertain yourself. Laptops, phones, mp3 players. Video games. Just keep your mind occupied while you work at something. That's exactly what I did. And it worked out for me. If a blind man can make a living, then that's proof enough that America is a land of opportunity. So create your dream with the passion you were born with. Or whatever it is you need to do. And do it. Don't sit around talkin' about somethin' you aint done yet. Talk about somethin' ya already done did. But not for too long. Make somebody's ear fall off, if you talk too much about yourself. Just do the darn thing. Old Tommy did it. He ended up a guitar King...



Tommy McClennan – “I’m A Guitar King” mp3


FBLJ

Hot Latin Miami Sound With Eddy K

Hey y'all...how ya doin?
I'd like to take a break from all things political today.
I want to give you something hip and new to start out your week.
Enjoy...this artist is from the hot city of Miami!



Eddy-K
“Mami Besame” (mp3)
from “Asalto”



Selection found at Superfan2009


FBLJ

DJ AM RIP

" The New York City Medical Examiner has determined that "acute intoxication" due to the combined effects of multiple drugs killed celebrity deejay DJ AM. "

(article)

Hmmm...
Y'all be careful out there...



Will Shade – “Better Leave That Stuff Alone” mp3

FBLJ

Mackenzies Blues

Former child star Mackenzie Phillips said Wednesday her father, John Phillips, who was a leader of the 1960s pop group the Mamas and the Papas, raped her when she was a teenager and that her sexual relationship with him later became what she termed "consensual."

(article)

Lordy...I aint got but two things to say to THAT...
( sigh ) poor girl...

Rule #1- Don't be makin' love to your kin folk.

Rule #2- Don't!


That kind of blues makes other folks blues seem ordinary.
But that don't mean Bessie Smith aint gonna lay it on down for ya anyway...

Bessie Smith – “He Treats Me Like A Dog” mp3

Shake Them Tea Baggers On Down

"When you see, you know, those of you that are watching certain news channels on which I'm not very popular, and you see folks waving tea bags around, let me just remind them that I am happy to have a serious conversation about how we are going to cut our health care costs down over the long term, how we are going to stabilize Social Security," (Read more)

Obama said that about them "Tea Baggers" back in April. Still makes sense to me. They seem to be back again. Shakin' them Tea Bags around. As far as Health Care goes, I think The Prez is gonna have to Shake THEM on down...


Bukka White – Shake ‘Em On Down” mp3

The Best News In Blues So Far...

" It's latest form has taken shape nicely in Akin Babatunde's sweetly enthralling performance as the title character in "Blind Lemon Blues," an inspired, highly original tribute to blues singer and guitarist "Blind" Lemon Jefferson.

More than just a revue of Jefferson's countless country blues classics, this abstract narrative tells the story of his rise from a legendary street musician in Dallas to a top-selling recording artist who became a seminal influence on American popular music. "
(read more)

Now THAT'S what I call news. Give it up to the man! Akin Babatunde. Yeah boy, and that aint all, either. There is always some press about me out there for sure, if you've forgotten about me that quick.

And I aint always singin' about the sad blues.

Here's one for the ladies:

Blind Lemon Jefferson – “Piney Woods Money Mama” mp3

Curiosity Wrote Some Songs

" When God told Adam he could eat of all the fruits of the Garden of Eden, but not of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, he placed what has been called a “provoking object” in Adam’s eyes. The provocation was to go beyond the boundaries God had established and thereby set himself up a rival deity, a being with no limits on what he can conceive, a being whose intellect could, in time, comprehend anything and everything. "

From an article called Does curiosity kill more than the cat? (NY Times)

Now I don't know about all that. But what I do know is that curiosity wrote some incredible songs in my day. Have you ever been curious where your girl done slept last night? You ever wake up and wonder about these things in the morning? And you think about it for so long that by the time dinner rolls around you've written your self a fine little diddy that goes somethin' like this, here...


Leadbelly – “Where Did You Sleep Last Night?” mp3





And if you heard this before, maybe it was that Kurt Cobain boy who done it unplugged.
And he's somebody ya take advice from as far as curiosity goes. He went ahead and found nirvana instead of being curious about it.
Ok now...do your self a favor....and write more songs about your curiosity. And if you can't sing 'em your self...there are plenty of folks who can.

FBLJ

Obama 's House Is A Wobblin'

If it aint one thing it's another up on that hill...

" President Barack Obama sternly warned Wall Street Monday against returning to the sort of reckless and unchecked behavior that threatened the nation with a second Great Depression. "» Full Story on Yahoo! Finance

I'm wondering how long it's gonna be until Wahington stops wobblin'...

Duke Ellington – “Washington Wobble” mp3

Health Care Reform

My reply to all of this bizness about health care reform is comin' from the folks who aint got none...
Blind Lemon Jefferson – “One Dime Blues” mp3

Gobama...

FBLJ

Kennedy Remembered By Obama At Funeral

These words from President Obama will be remembered forever. At Senator Ted Kennedy's funeral, many hearts were touched and brought together in the wake of this tremendous loss. The state of Massachusetts will be changed for a long time. The entire country will have to figure out if there will ever be a man like him again.

Here is an excerpt from yesterdays eulogy, given by President Barrack Obama:

"He was given a gift of time that his brothers were not. And he used that time to touch as many lives and right as many wrongs as the years would allow," Obama said in a eulogy that also gently made mention of Kennedy's "personal failings and setbacks."

As a member of the Senate, Kennedy was a "veritable force of nature," the president said. But more than that, the "baby of the family who became its patriarch, the restless dreamer who became its rock."

Those left behind to mourn "grieve his passing with the memories he gave, the good he did, the dream he kept alive" Obama said inside the packed church

That's from this article

Those are some mighty fine words.

What is a shocker to me is what Huckabee said about both Obama and Kennedy a few days ago. He couldn't even wait for the funeral to pass.

Did you hear what that devil said?

Check it out...

The 2008 Republican presidential candidate suggested during his radio show, "The Huckabee Report," on Thursday that, under President Obama's health care plan, Kennedy would have been told to "go home to take pain pills and die" during his last year of life.

No class that man...in fact he aint even a man in my book.

He's more like a Dirty Dog...sing it Boo Boo!

FBLJ

The Madoff Gang?

Now, it's official. They're a gang. I wonder what they would be if they were a gang of rappers...

IWA ? (Investors with attitude)
The East Side Ponzi Posse?
The Mady Bunch?
The Credit Cripplers?
Public Finance Enemy
The Banksters?
The MC's? (Madoff Creditors)
A Tribe Called Trust?

Who knows? I don't think they were listening to the good folks music. Like some blues or country or rock and roll. Even real hip hoppers don't screw people over in that grand of a fashion.
Sounds like Bernie and his "gang" have been doing crime since they were young.

CunninLynguists
“Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts” (mp3)
from “Will Rap For Food”
(QN5, Inc.)

Sex Sex Sex...The Nature Of The Beast

I love the internet. It aint nothin' like I was ever used to in my day. I read an article today about the sweet taboo. The horizontal ballet. The Olympic Pillow games. The hide and seek swap. The magic pickle dance. You know...sex. Now a days you can say it, think it, talk about it, use it for advertisments, sell products...and more importantly, criticize it to the bone marrow.
Here is a little bit of what I read:
"Let's start with the experience of sexual energy. You can try this exercise by yourself. It helps if you know how to do pelvic rocking. Lie down with your knees bent, feet about hip distance apart, and your low back flat on the floor (don't try this if you have back problems). As you rock your pelvis back with a slight arch, breathe in and as you tuck your pelvis, breathe out. Do this for just a few minutes and then lower your knees, straightening them to rest on the floor and continue breathing. Visualize energy moving up your spine with the in-breath and moving down the front of your body with the out breath." (read more)

Ok...honestly? I had to go to the bathroom for a minute and readjust my libido. You see, the problem with folks these days is that on the topic of sex, hardly anybody leaves NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION. We need more people with a discrete attitude about it. Listen to this man talk about sex the way WE used to...we called it love.

Jerry Butler
“He Don’t Love You (Like I Love You)” (mp3)
from “Brand New Me”
(LocoBop)

FBLJ

Blues For The Auto World: Who You Callin' A Clunker?!

All the best cars were made back in the good old days. What's wrong with gettin' old?

That is a natural process. Some a y'all be throwin' old people away into homes. Must be the new culture...

And all I hear now is that these new cars are "healthier" for the environment. Whatever the hell that means. Maybe if there was only 15 cars in the world. But because EVERYBODY needs one, I aint really sure if it's gonna make that big of a difference for the environment, with these "new" state of the art vehicles. The factories that make the damn things aint runnin' on bio fules.

But I guess the point is that folks are steady tryin' to make a difference. Which I can't really argue against. The government is tryin' this cash for clunkers idea. Gettin' them old cars off the road to make room for the newer ones. Go ahead Obama. Do yo thang, brothah. AT least he makes it sound good. That last fool would a said something stupid by now.

Meanwhile THIS brothah has a song for the auto industry, regardless of how many clunkers we throw in the bunkers...

Harmonica Shah sings blues for Motor City

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Take a truly old school motor city blues, with guitar and piano boogying and harmonica wailing out, add 100% contemporary lyrics and you get a modern classic of industrial strength blues. Perfect lemonade made out o’ some raw lemons.

Harmonica Shah
“Blues for Ford, Chrysler and G.M.” (mp3)

FBLJ

Blue

Dope Is Called Dope For Two Reasons Now

Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, the sluggers who propelled the Boston Red Sox to end an 86-year World Series championship drought and to capture another title three years later, were among the roughly 100 Major League Baseball players to test positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, according to lawyers with knowledge of the results. (article from NY times)

These lawyers are like bloodhounds with a rolodex and a computer. Nothin' escapes their wrath for legal vengeance. I guess with all the world's news and head lines, two more Baseball players are just gonna blend right in. Why? Why do Baseball players need to take dope? The sport is pretty laid back as far as I can tell. Let the football players take the dope. And the Hockey players. They need it more than a bunch of grown men just standin' around waitin' for somebody to do something exciting. Maybe dope enchances the game for the players because they get so bored. I dunno...

Aye...you wanna hear something that's dope?
Check this crew out:

Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts, Cunningly Lingual

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Utterly hilarious.

CunninLynguists
“Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts” (mp3)
from “Will Rap For Food”
(QN5, Inc.)

FBLJ

Weed Then Beer...Then Party.

Oakland voters are gonna do it! They are gonna allow the city to tax weed. Yes. After studying the plant for thousands of years, I guess Oakland citizens decided to end the bullshit. Besides...

look what too much beer can do to a man.

Then...

When you are able to moderate your party habits, check out this mp3...

from Super Fan 2009

Lee “Scratch” Perry
“Having a Party” (mp3)
from “Scratch Came, Scratch Saw, Scratch Conquered”
(Megawave)

40th Aniiversary For Apollo...gr8...Now What?

NASA is finishing construction of the station, a $100 billion project of 16 nations, and plans to retire the shuttle fleet next year. After that, the United States plans to pay Russia to ferry crews to the outpost, which orbits 225 miles above Earth.

"We've spent a lot of money up there for almost nothing. It's almost a white elephant," Apollo 13 commander Jim Lovell said. "Until we can really get a return on our investment on that particular project, then it was money wasted."

One small step for man....one giant economic disaster for mankind.

Seems to me these new NASA folks aint really tryin' to hear what the WEED is for! Look y'all, if you want minimal spending for a useless outer body experience...get a card and go down to the club and get some Lunar Crush. Or some Galaxy Quest. Maybe some Rocket Red Eye. Otherwise spend the big money on the kids. Before they grow up and start complainin' about everything like we do. Broke.

Feed 'em. Clothe 'em. Educate them. But don't make these poor kids look at the heavans above wishin' on a star that's made of steel. That aint right. And it always ends up as something we regret as people. Listen to these children sing about a penny waitin' on change.

The Blues Knows No Age

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Some damn fine blues, can’t believe it’s done by children. A brilliant record from the Homemade Jamz’ Blues Band - 3 young siblings: Ryan Perry 15 yrs old/lead guitar & vocal, Kyle Perry 13 yrs old/bass player and Taya Perry 9 yrs old/drummer.

The Homemade Jamz Blues Band
“Penny Waiting On Change” (mp3)
from “Pay Me No Mind”
(Northern Blues)

Obama Needs Baboon Strength Against Republican Steele

Somebody just told me that the Republican chairman, Michael Steele...is a black man. Now, I'm not surprised that he's black. A black man can be anybody, just the same as anyone else. Even a if it means being a Republican. I guess...

But what I am surprised at is the fact that he is hatin' on poor people of all race, ethnicity, religion and creed. Even short folks!
He's hatin' on ALL THE POOR PEOPLE IN AMERICA! Tell me how a brothah is just gonna get up in front of the whole damn world and do that! This whole health care issue that he is yammerin about is all about poor folks. And he said it in a way that he didn't have to say it, exactly. And I hate when people do that. They just leave it out in this nonchalant, pedantic and passive aggressive way. Poor folks hate that about "educated" folks.

Steele was talkin' about" docors and patients make the decisions" about health care and not the government. And didn't finish the sentence! Hater. Because so far in America, leaving it up to doctors and the patients who can afford health care, is like blatantly leaving out poor folks from the system. Which makes more health care issues. That don't ever get addressed. And this Baboon wants to keep doing that to poor people? Don't he know what a fool that makes him look like? Look at the rest of the world, ya ignorant politician! Maybe you should actually read the bible next time...because that is what it teaches. Don't exclude the poor.

So in regards to that Baboon faced fool, Micael Steele, I will dedicate this song to Obama.
Because he will need the strength of a Baboon to deal with Steele...

Baboon Strength by Charlie Hunter


FBLJ

Need Some Soul For Your Soul?

Lookee here, this world is crazy. Now go ahead and laugh, cry or sigh, but you know I'm right. Look at these headlines:

• Bank of America earns $2.4B, ahead of estimates (AP)
• Unemployment tops 10 percent in 15 states in June (AP)
• Police tear-gas Iran protesters during prayer (AP)
• Alleged US missiles kill 5 in northwest Pakistan (AP)

I swear this kind of news is suckin' the soul out of everybody on a daily basis. Lord have mercy!
But don't sweat it too hard, now. At least you can see, right? Ha ha...it don't make no difference to me, really. Because I got somethin' for ya. I'm diggin' Super Fan's taste in music right now. She's a right on time kind of girl. So I had to "borrow" this from her to share with y'all. I'm sure she don't mind. This brotha's layed back and it sounds like he wants to put some heart in your soul. Go ahead, John...do your thang.

Soul Of Black John sings “Black John”

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Truly this is some sweet soul music. Old school meets new school for the best of both worlds!

Soul Of Black John
“Black John” (mp3)
from “Black John”
(Eclecto Groove Records)

FBLJ

Super Fan 2009?

I like the sound of this...her website don't say too much. Just the mp3, a little tidbit of info and blam...it's in my computer. And aint nobody tryna get mad because all her mp3's are legally posted with permission from the artist. That is alright by me. Plus...it really promotes the heck out of each artist that lets one gr8 free mp3 a day get posted.
I wonder if she is gonna make it to the end of the year, though.
I guess y'all will have to see. Cuz I can't see nuthin really...But lookee here, she has got a blues page just for my kinda people.
Bless her little heart...

Super Fan 2009 is right on time.



FBLJ

Michael Jackson is still traveling on...

The world lost it's greatest pop star, I know...it was sudden and now very controversial. But things like this must happen and people must accept it and move on. The blues is a mighty mighty feeling of loss, pain and hopelessness. What this man right here has left behind for everybody seems to be a priceless gift and endless memories of celebrating music. Nobody in the world was untouched. And so maybe his spirit is in peace right now.
And so to him is this dedication to him and his new journey.

I'm Still Traveling On

A song by the Mississippi Sheiks

God bless ya Michael





FBLJ

My exploding head and its search for some music...

Lordy, Lordy Lord!

All I want to do is find some good music to listen to and I have to spend all my time SEARCHING for it! Any time I start a music search, I get fifty gazillion choices I have to pick and choose from. Where in the world can I find a simple already made list? Come on now, it's 2009 and the pile just keeps gettin' bigger and BIGGER! Is there anybody out there who has ALREADY done MY search? Why do I have to wade through this gigantic ocean of searches just to find a few tunes I can nod my head to?! It's gonna end up being an exploding head if this keeps up! I do NOT want to end up like this photograph here...

Come on...help an old blind man out...

FBLJ

When bands meltdown at recording sessions...The Troggs Tape

 Hey everybody, how y'all doin?

As a solo artist I appreciate the time I spend in peace and quiet. Then when it's time to play my guitar, I can concentrate and focus on the music. Otherwise, being in a band seems to be a constant trip from one trial to another tribulation, or something like that. I have been told that marriage is one hell of a long episode of ups and mostly downs. I can only imagine what 4 marriages must be like. Here is an example of what I'm talkin about:

The Troggs Meltdown Tape

FBLJ

Uncle Sam's Laughing While Dad's Gettin' Fuzzy

Hey peoples! I found these jokes surfin' around Netsville:

" The best things in life are free but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard at work trying to solve that problem. "

Obama is so pretty that the new symbol of the Democrat Party will be a unicorn

Obama is so pretty that Bill Clinton wants to intern for him

Obama is so pretty that the White House Rose Garden will need to triple in size

Obama is so pretty that his anti-matter version is James Carville

Obama is so pretty that his supporters think that he's smart

Obama is so pretty that he won't ride in Ted Kennedy's car

Obama is so pretty that he would be a 10 if his Daddy owned a liquor store

Obama is so pretty that he would even look good in a Hillary pantsuit

Obama is so pretty that when he goes to Iraq he has to wear a Burka

Obama is so pretty that he gives John Edwards makeup tips

Obama is so pretty that his mirror on the wall was struck speechless

If Uncle Sam is laughing at these jokes...then

Dad's gettin' Fuzzy!( song link )

BLJ

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

The President of the United States of America.

Barrack H. Obama

-play song-

BLJ

One Dime Blues

How many people are suffering on a daily basis?

I am a blind man and I can see more and more each and every day! The rich get rich and the poor stay the same. And Old Son House is trying to get patriotic right now. How can I get patriotic if I aint even got one dime for my blues?!

-play the damn song-

BLJ